At first, I thought this was more “war on Christmas” gibberish…
“In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season. The Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!'”
~ Dave Barry, humorist
A Space to Think 
Growing up, there was a period where I would clip all of the Dave Barry articles out of the paper, I liked him so much.